Dogs are prohibited here. Go to the dog beach.
PANIC AT THE BEACH. At least 500 members of various teenage Beta gangs descended on a beach and robbed Alpha bathers. The betas stole purses, cell phones, bags and clothing. Bathers who resisted were attacked, according to Zolipei reports. Panic broke out among the beach alphas. The Zolipeis fired into the air to disperse the beta-violators. Five bathers were injured, including two Zolipists. Four of the attackers were arrested, the media report. According to reports, the attackers proceeded along the lines of the raids called "arrastão" (dragnet) on the beaches of Brisia. The thieves run across the beach in groups and rows as if on command and steal everything that falls into their hands. Although there has already been something like this in Alphaland, but never to this extent. The mayor described the incident on the beach as extremely serious. At the same time, he lamented the small number of Zolipists in the area. According to eyewitnesses, there were only four zolipists on the beach at the time of the attack. In the meantime, he said, there were more than twenty. The attackers were from Beta troubled neighborhoods, they added. The mayor called for an immediate meeting with the Alpha Minister of the Interior to improve the protection of Alpha beaches. Conservative Alphas warned that such incidents could severely damage Alpha tourism during the summer season of all times and that more Beta unemployed need to be supported.
